yeah im into bdsm Be Dozing So Much
on my phone in the middle of making love to my beautiful wife looking at the wikihow article for sex
Someone: Sheesh that’s a lot of cigarettes
Me: Well *smiles warmly and rests my hand on my tummy* I am smoking for two right now ☺️
i love you 0.5 ft ethernet cable
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
tumblr age groups
17 - neurodivergent and a minor
25 - queer elder
30+ and married yet constantly arguing about fictional characters with teenagers: fandom elder
50+: conservative porn blogger who occasionally shares the worst takes ever on random posts
If I was elected president I would make abortion an official olympic sport
so i was thinking about
ALT
post cancelled i got this notification as i was typing this and i think it’s trying to tell me something
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